WARNING: SARCASM AND SPOILING AWAITS
Disney presents
Cinder the Cyborg as Cinderella, the true lost princess of Lunar
Scarlet as Little Red Riding Hood, who feel in love with Wolf-the street fighter
Cress as Rapunzel, who is thrown in a satellite with no stairs leading to earth and is socially awkward.
Winter as Snow White (and if there will be a movie about this, Kristen stewart is not allowed to audition), the illegitimate child.
And combining all those bitchy antagonist in Disney Movies (The mongols in Mulan included and Elsa of Frozen ) Disney brings you the wicked of ‘em all Queen Levana, the mist-using evil queen of Luna (Yes there are living creature with superpowers living on our moon)
How I wish Disney will take this franchise…
Prepare as Marissa Meyer, turned your regular Disney Princesses and characters to some bad-ass characters who one is a half cyborg, who can fly planes, who are left by their parents, who saw their love ones die in front of their eyes and one was convicted as the most wanted criminal of the Union.
Read on as they rescue helpless their princes , who only care about flirting, lying, his hair, betraying and saving his own face and one almost ate his one true love (sarcasm alert! Bleh).
Read as they travel the world in 80 days. Read, as one of them searches for answers regarding her true identity. And prepare yourself for the final book that will narrate on how the true princess of Luna overthrow her own aunt the wicked witch queen of Luna, who tried to kill her when she was a baby, who actually killed her mom the turn queen who—damnit just read the book.
LONG STORY SHORT: The princesses are trying to audition for the next Lara Croft movie.